Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Q: why are orphans so Successful A:because when they where yunger they they got told go big or go home and only had one option
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
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A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
