Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
SOS Jokes
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
