Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
SOS Jokes
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
