SOS jokes
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.