Sorriness

Sorriness jokes

Wife

    • The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"

    Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.

    Sorriness memes

    Orphan

    • I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

    Sister

    • Yo, sis, come here.

    Sis: What?

    Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

    Sis: Yup.

    Me: Can I go?

    Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

    Me: I love you.

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    • Dad

    • Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

    Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

    Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

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    • Weight

    • You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

    Ocean

    • What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

    Friend

    • Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

    Me: My pop was a part of that!

    Best friend: So sorry!

    Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

    Apology

    • Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

    I'm sorry.

    Wife

    • A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

    One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."