Sorriness jokes
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Memes
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Orphan, sorry.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."