Sorriness jokes
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Memes
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Orphan, sorry.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)