Sorriness jokes
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
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Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Orphan, sorry.
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10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.