I'll remember my last words...."SORRY IM NOT SORRY"
wanna hear a skeleton joke? sorry i don't have the guts to tell it
...the bartender then said "sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here".Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
what did the plane that crashe on the ground say let me crash between those legs girl
sorry cringy jok3
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
You used to be someone’s Sunshine but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer
Sorry I meant 9 and 11
Two people stood in one room, the first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I hadda punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Sorry I got joke wrong the first time
Orphan sorry
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favourite teacher. One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas. The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas? Johnny Relied. Sorry miss my rabbit died.
Its to long sorry >:)
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...
I saw one kid in a game he went "I love you tree" hes was dumb as cant tell sorry/
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim parctice, and a bunch of hw, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
Push yourself, because no one will do it for you.
Love y'all so much!
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock so picked up peacock feathers and then wear them then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange and then his friends are not his friends anymore and then after that he says friends please be my friends again I'm sorry I will be the way I am
your so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god says sorry can't help you
