Sorriness jokes
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Memes
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Orphan, sorry.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)