Sorriness jokes
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
I didn't ask: โ
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. โ๏ธ
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "Iโm sorry!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Doctor: Iโm sorry, I canโt see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I canโt ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because Iโm a family physician.
Sorry, whatโs the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts ๐
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
You used to be someoneโs sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. ๐๐๐๐
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! ๐ก๐ก๐๐
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: ๐ญ