Sons jokes

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.

Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.

Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?

Son: No.

Dad: It hasn't come out yet.

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

My son.

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

Hi, son.

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."

"Son, stay out of the drawer."

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".

I commented back to you and portory.