Sons jokes
"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Memes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Al Fayedâs son arrives at heavenâs gates and sees his driver.
He shouts âyou stupid cunt!â
The driver says, âWatch, Boss?â
Dodi replies...:
âI said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!â
Dad: Youâre looking pretty sheepish.
Son: Thatâs too baaaaaad!
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
âThe Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.â
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him itâll be okay. âYou just have to stay PAW-sitive!â
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, âYou have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!â
Guess who dies next.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I donât know and I donât care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, whatâs for dinner?
I donât know and I donât care.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.