A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
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I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
My son said "what rhymes with orange"
i said "No it doesn't!!"
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Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish Son: That’s too baaaaaad
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
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The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.
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My mom told me ̈YOU SON OF A B!TCH. ̈ i told her ̈i may be a son of a b!ch butat least i am not the bitch ̈. she hated me forever.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
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A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
