"when someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why do orphans want to be gay? So they have someone to call Daddy.
Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why dis the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call a father.
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When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!
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Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
Why do orphans go to church? So they finely have someone to call father.
why does the orphan go to church? he needs someone to call father.
what do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want? womxn
when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
why do orphans like to have sex
so they can finnaly have someone to call daddy
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
(apologies if I repeated it, I thought of it this afternoon.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
