Someone jokes

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

the wicked wiener

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

•~What am i?~•

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

J0K3ST3R

If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”

So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

Sosfx

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.

Fxmk

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."

I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?

WhatsApple.

Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.