A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
