Someone jokes
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.