Someone jokes

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?

A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.

Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

Someone fucked a member of BTS.

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.