Someone jokes

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"

What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?

"Sari."

Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Why do orphans go to church?

It's the only place where they can call someone "father."

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.