Solitude jokes

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

What is an orphan's family reunion called?

Me time.

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."

I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.