Solar System jokes

What planet has a butt? Uranus!

Uranus is a gas giant.

Uranus floats around in space.

What is a pedophile's favorite planet?

Uranus.

I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣

What day does Venus like?

SATURNday.

Uranus is a gassy planet.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.

73 Earths can fit in Uranus.

What snack do aliens like?

Mars Bars.

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?

Mars bars.

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.