What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Uranus floats around in space.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
