Solar System jokes

I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)

Uranus is huge.

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

73 Earths can fit in Uranus.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A Mars bar!

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Uranus is a gassy planet.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

Uranus is a gas giant.

What's NASA's grossest mission?

Probing Uranus.

How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.

I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.