What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Solar System Jokes
Uranus is a gas giant.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Uranus floats around in space.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
