yo mama so fat she classified as a whole solar system
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What is big, round, and gassy? URANUS.
What did Mars say to Saturn: Give me one of your rings😄
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
Scp 173 has breached containment this is not a joke multiple keter class scps have breached containment this is an xk class event evacuate the earth and solar system the world is ending
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.
uranus floats around in space
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
Sun
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
