Solar System jokes
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Jupiter
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.