Solar System jokes

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?

Because he knew he wasn't hot!

Uranus is up in the sky today.

My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.

So here's Uranus, where's my anus?

I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A Mars bar!

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Because it looks like a g-nome.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎