Solar System jokes
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!