I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
