Solar System jokes

What's NASA's grossest mission?

Probing Uranus.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.

Uranus is up in the sky today.

Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?

Because he knew he wasn't hot!

My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A Mars bar!

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

So here's Uranus, where's my anus?

I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Because it looks like a g-nome.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!