Solar System jokes
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Henry is in Uranus.
Jupiter
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.