Sock jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
It's okay, you had socks on :)
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics. They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?
Soles
LMAO
ALWAYS ME
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Have you striped socks ? Yes, wich color ?