Society jokes

Orphans will eat toes for food.

Man's got that big bati, you know.

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

Me: You know your parents were very good people.

Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.

Me: I know, you're an orphan.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

Why does an orphan go to church?

So they can call someone "father."

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?

'Cause none of them have a home button.

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.