Society jokes
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Couy.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.