Society jokes
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.