Society jokes
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
A blind guy walks into a bar.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.