Society jokes

Man's got that big bati, you know.

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

Me: You know your parents were very good people.

Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.

Me: I know, you're an orphan.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Why does an orphan go to church?

So they can call someone "father."

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?

'Cause none of them have a home button.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...