Society jokes
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Manchester City is gay.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂