Society jokes
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: đ
What is the best joke in the world? Womenâs rights.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didnât know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Hey, donât Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.