Society jokes
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.