I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Society Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
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Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
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Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
