Society jokes
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
I support men.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.