Society jokes
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
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All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
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If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.