Society jokes
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!