Society jokes
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.