Society jokes
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.