The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
