Society jokes
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
I love Communism.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
I support men.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.