Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Society Jokes
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
