Society jokes
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
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Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
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What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You can't give an orphan homework.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.