Society jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

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Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

What’s one food orphans can eat?

Homemade.

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Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.

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What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Prince, I'm ready to chat!

Homeless people live on rocks.

Non-homeless people live in rocks.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!