Society

Society jokes

Wheelchair

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Orphan

What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

Orphan

Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.

Orphan

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

Racist

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

Sex

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Victim

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

Orphan

Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.

Victim

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Orphan

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"