Society jokes
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
There's only one gender. Women are property.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?