Society

Society jokes

Midget

    • I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.

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    • Orphanage

    • I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

    Neighbor

    • One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

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    • Floor

    • I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

    Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

    Terrorist

    • The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

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    • Pig

    • What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

    They're both fat.

    Compliment

    • Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

    Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

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