Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
I love Communism.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
