Society jokes
I love Communism.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
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