Society jokes
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"