Society jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
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People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!