Society jokes
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG