Society jokes
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.