Society jokes
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Memes
The reason we will never have reparations for slavery.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.