Society jokes
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.