Society jokes
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.