Society jokes

The "f" in orphan stands for family.

Except there is no "f."

Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...

Because it's a FAMILY company.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!

What’s the difference between a job and a wife?

The job keeps sucking after 5 years.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?

A pot-hole.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.