A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Society Jokes
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
