Society jokes
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Society
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.