Society

Society jokes

Dad

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

Bar

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

Miscarriage

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Memes

Orphanage

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

Stereotype

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Orphan

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Paedophile

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

Orphan

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

Nose

Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

A: He breaks his nose.

Chopper

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

House

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

Child

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

Orphan

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.