What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Who even needs white jokes?
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Bros got barcode arms.
