Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Society Jokes
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
When you're born on 4/20/69...
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
