Society jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.