Society jokes
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."