Society jokes
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Your mum has balls.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.