Society jokes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.