I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Society Jokes
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Orphans are lonely.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
