Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I ate a man because he was dead!
