Society jokes
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. ðŸ˜
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Orphans are lonely.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?