Heh, stupid orphan.
Society Jokes
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
