I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Society Jokes
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People đ
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, âNo, you wonât bring it back.â
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Whatâs the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
