I groomed 2 minors today.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? đđ
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Whatâs the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What is a pedophileâs favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
