Society jokes
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.