Society jokes

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.

When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

If you hate pedophiles, grow up.

Why can't orphans ride a bike?

'Cause their parents won't follow them.

I can't stand disability jokes.

So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.

BUT!!!!!!

I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.

As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.

I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)

There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.

However-

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

Why don't orphans play tag?

Because there's no one to catch.

What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.