Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
Why does America have more guns than people?
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
I groomed 2 minors today.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
