Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
It's okay, you had socks on :)
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
