Society jokes
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.