I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? đ¤ And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do đ.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
Whatâs the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Unbelievable! When I searched âhouse of spades,â all I saw was a slave home!
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
