Society jokes
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
I love gay people. UwU
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.