Society jokes
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
I am starting a frog cult now!
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Bros got barcode arms.