Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
