Society jokes
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Who even needs white jokes?
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!