Society jokes
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.