Social media jokes

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

Use code tiko#teamfish

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

@shelby denver is a massive nonce.

This account is run by a peadophile.

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Like this if you like me.

Comment if I'm ugly.

12 people on Let's Gooooo.

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

GO GO GO!

Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

Read the comments.

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.

Logan Paul Vlogs

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.

Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Kid amogus backwards.

SUGOMA DIK!