Social media jokes

So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.

Orphan joke protest! If you think orphan jokes are bad and wrong, then comment good comments; if not, then just comment! Let's reach 67,000 good comments!

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

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@shelby denver is a massive nonce.

Anyone know sadgirl101?

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.

This account is run by a peadophile.

Comment if I'm ugly.

12 people on Let's Gooooo.

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Like this if you like me.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

GO GO GO!

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!