Social Interaction jokes

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."

A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.

Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?