You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mum is so fat when she weared yellow the kids thought they missed the bus
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
