So Fat jokes

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"