So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.