So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.