So Fat

So Fat jokes

Mum

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Bedtime

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Fat

You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

Weight

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Mother

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Mama

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

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  • Mama

    Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

    Mama

    Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.