Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
