So Fat jokes
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.