So Fat jokes

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.