So Fat jokes
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom's so fat, she doesnβt need internet, sheβs already world wide.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now youβre fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.