So Fat jokes

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.