So Fat jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.