Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What do you call a old snowman that survived till summer!...water...yup,water...
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
