Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
snowman and snowwomen and take a stomack peice makes snowballs
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.