Meltdown jokes

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown.

Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?

She had a meltdown.

Before: Caring & Noble.

After: Chernobyl.

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.