Meltdown jokes
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Fall
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.