Snack jokes
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.