If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
Smell Jokes
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
