what is yellow and smells like bananas?
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Your mamma so stinky that perfume leeks where she puts it on
First Man: My dog's got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells? A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Harry Hicks smells of home homo is an infection and infections are made up of atoms
why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Nobody nose how bad you smell
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guys body they notice when they walk over he has a boner the first doctor decides why not fuck him he still has a boner left in him the 2nd says well he's dead and I I'm a virgin the 3d one says I can't I'm on my period and then says okey why not he already dead it's not like he doesn't smell bad after all that they go to walk out and the guy pops up and says thanks for saveing my life pumping blood back into my body...........
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic? Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy... Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you, idiot! Your an =\Ocean/= ! Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?!?!?
How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad
Me: John what did he do earlier
John: hold on, I’m trying to think
Me: I thought I smelled poop
