Smell jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.