Smell jokes

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose.

Worst joke ever.

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Why do giraffes have such long necks?

Because their feet smell!

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."

After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.

Don’t fart in an Apple Store.

It has no Windows.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?

Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...

Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!

Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????

How Jupiter was discovered.

Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.

Me: John, what did he do earlier?

John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.

Me: I thought I smelled poop.

A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".

The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!

Me: It smells like good fam.

Friend: What's good fam?

Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?

I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."

Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."

Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"

Ex-girlfriend: "20!"

Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."