You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
There is a really really small and his name is Adam so I say hey look it's an atom
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥
Why did the mushroom kill himself
Because he had a mushy life
My peepee small
Small People.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
youre foreheads so big it makes kanyes ego small
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
