Small jokes
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." "Yeah, that's the one!"