Small jokes
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Small People.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
My wiener's small.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.