Slowing jokes

"Slow and steady wins the race."

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

TDS - Too Damn Slow!

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!

Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?

"Ketchup!"

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

So a woman walks into a magician's toy store and browses the collection. Among which was a black, phallic-looking object. She brings it to the counter and asks, "what's this?"

The cashier explains that it's a magical dildo that will listen to whatever you say, "fuck me in the ass," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the ass, "fuck me in the pussy," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the pussy, "faster," it'll go faster, "harder," it'll go harder. She bought this magical artifact and went home for a night of fun and pleasure.

After receiving several orgasms from the magical dildo, she'd had enough, and she told it to stop, but it didn't. The dildo continued to penetrate her, it would go harder and faster, but it refused to stop or slow down. In a panic, she ran over to her car and drove to the hospital to get it surgically removed. Her panic made her disregard the traffic rules, and she quickly found herself pulled over by a cop. As she pulled down her window, the cop leaned towards the door and asked "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!?", the woman tried to explain the situation, she told the officer about the magical dildo stuck in her pussy, but the officer didn't believe her, "magical dildo, my ass" he said, and the lady drove home.

What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

"I'm totally dogging it today..."

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.